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last modified:Mon Feb 4 21:42:35 2002

Trade you boyfriends

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Reply to: [email protected]

Date: Mon Feb 4 21:42:35 2002

Looking to trade my 2 year old model boyfriend for your new to 3 year old model boyfriend. He is actually quite nice, with the exception that he lacks a memory chip and forgets important dates, like anniversaries,family get togethers, and sometimes my birthday. He comes equipped with a car, a motorcycle and various loud musical instruments. I prefer a model that includes a memory chip. A romantic chip is also a bonus, as my current model boyfriend also lacks said chip (He gave me piece of carry on luggage for our first anniversary, and a plastic photo album for our second). He is quite handy about the house and is very low maintenance. Stick a guitar in one hand and a beer in the other, and he will be entertained for hours.

Other ways to contact poster:

By Ewan McGregor, Guy Ritchie, or Hayden Christensen

or flying monkeys will do.

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