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02.08.02 - 3:52

From: "Beach, Jon "

To: "'maya hazarika'"

Subject: RE:

Date: Fri, 8 Feb 2002 15:49:37 -0500

i guess that's sounds fine... but after emailing that through the merrill system, the key members now know about the plan and will attempt to thwart it.

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From: maya hazarika

Sent: Friday, February 08, 2002 2:47 PM

To: "Beach, Jon "

Subject: RE:

hmm. ok. a plan. how about we search the web for ways to turn the innocent cell phone into a high-tech listening device for use in corporate espionage. after we locate the electronics we need (i think we can get most of that stuff at radio shack) and put it together, we can target key members of the investment banking group here and gather important data that we can later use to blackmail them. using the large sums of money we collect, we can purchase more of the aforementioned high-tech listening devices and expand our operation. with a little bit of luck, we'll soon be able to relegate ourselves to a purely administrative role and hire underlings to do the dirty work. over the course of the next few months, barring any unforeseen roadblocks, we should amass a large fortune and move this money into offshore accounts, keeping in mind that the dollar amounts should be small enough not to arouse any suspicion. we don't want any suspicion getting in the way of our empire building. then, we can funnel the money back into the states and launder it through our neighborhood grocery store (i realize this necessitates the development of said store -- no worries, the profits will be well worth the initial investment), thereafter taking the clean money and investing it in a "legitimate" business venture, perhaps holiday costume for the well-heeled society mavens that we're blackmailing in the first place. they'll never know because we'll operate under a veil of intense secrecy. how does this plan sound to you?

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